What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?