Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?