What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did summer say to spring?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you call a baby monkey?