Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do pigs do over the summer?