Where does the president keep his razor?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call bears with no ears?