What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

How did the tree get lost?