Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where does the president keep his razor?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?