Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why was the fish so smart?