It's allergy season again?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?