What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the dog so popular?

What type of birds stay together forever?