What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?