How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a pirate's favorite color?