Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?