What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?