What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How can you make 7 even?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?