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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

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Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

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What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why don't ants get sick?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?