How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?