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M-onions.
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Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
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Why are bakers paid so much money?
How did the tree get lost?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
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