What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do horses navigate at night?
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