What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which condiment adds the most kick?