What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What birds make average students?
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