What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
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