What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?