Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?