Why are baseball games at night?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What birds make average students?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do fairies always drink?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?