What's the most common blood type for insects?
Bee positive.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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