What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?