What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
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