What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
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