If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What kind of bird can write?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?