What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the frog starve?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?