What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What does a panda ghost say?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the bee say to the flower?