Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?