Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What animal floats best?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
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