Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of books do boats write?
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