Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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