Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which insect makes the best father?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What animal likes to party the most?
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