Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
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