Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of computers do horses use?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does a barber get to work?
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