Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What fish loves to play in a band?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
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