What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where does laundry go to college?

Where do surfers go to school?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?