What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?