What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's E.T. short for?

How do you compliment a cat?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which tree can't stop crying?