What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
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