How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?