What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
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