What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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