What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
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