What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Where do they produce Christian films?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?