What is a plane full of male cows called?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What is a cow's dream job?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What day do hands always go to church?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?