What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do ants go to eat?