What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do elves learn in school?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
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