Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why are baseball games at night?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the mime upset?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?