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An ommmlet.
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What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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What's the world's weakest animal?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do chips wear socks?
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What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call the dog magician?
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