What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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