What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?