Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call an angry monkey?
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