Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
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