Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

How long will dinner be?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?