Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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