What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which state has the best streets?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do German dogs sleep?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?