What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Why do two skunks argue?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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