What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do hurricanes see?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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