What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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