How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Which animal loves to have a good time?