What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?