Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do little monsters call their mother?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?