Why are trees always so positive?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

It's allergy season again?

Why do math teachers love March?

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