What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?