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A zebra with a sunburn.
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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
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