What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?