What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Where does water do all its banking?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How do you drive a man crazy?