What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

How do bears keep cool?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's the holiest insect?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What kind of bow can't be tied?