What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where does laundry go to college?
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