Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?