Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.