Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why are books always so angry?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What game do mice love to play?

What's the friendliest pen?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Which singer could always break a five?