What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the confused bee say?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's the difference between soccer and football?