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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

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Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

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Where do books sleep?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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