What's a car's favorite TV show?
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the echo get detention?
What sport is full of interior designers?
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