What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you organize a space party?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How does a taco bless the table?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
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