What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do you get kids to do something?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?