What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
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