What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the loudest sport?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
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