What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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