What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?