Why did the mare gain weight?

What birds always travel in twos?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where do hands go on vacation?