Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?