Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do rodents make the best runners?