What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?