Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What animal has the most fun?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?