Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?