What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?