What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What game do bats excel at?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?