Where do birds go to drink?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What siblings are always sad?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?