Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?