Why did the sailor lose his job?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?