What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?