What do ducks have for lunch?

What animal floats best?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where do ships always get stuck?