What do you call octopus twins?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

How does dinner smell?

Why are stones so good at music?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?