I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the dog so popular?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
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