What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?