I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the noisiest food?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How does a barber get to work?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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