I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
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