What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why are bakers so good at math?