Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Are baby skunks cute?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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