Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
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