What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call hiking college students?