Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How does a cow do math?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
It's allergy season again?
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