Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?