What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do cubes make great referees?