Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What does an attorney say when getting married?