What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?