Which animal should never work for the government?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Did you know about April 1st?