What tree has the most bark?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?