If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?