How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?