What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

How did the toad die?

Which relative loves rice?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What kind of car do eggs drive?