Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What game do cows play at parties?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?