Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?