What math figure is also in the band?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's the friendliest pen?

Which founding father loves to sing?