What math figure is also in the band?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do birds threaten one another?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was the spider so smart?