How do scientists grow fruit?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What type of animal does well in the cold?