Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?