Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the robot want for Christmas?