Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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