Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?