Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?