Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What tree has the most bark?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What building always gets stains on it?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?