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Why did the mare gain weight?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?