Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?