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When do cows get tired?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

My friend David had his ID stolen.