Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a henway?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
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