Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a small mom?
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