Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call bears with no ears?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

My leaf blower doesn't work.