Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is spring the oddest season?