What do you call a sad latte?

How long will dinner be?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What type of dog loves to take showers?