When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
If you need help building an ark..
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the frog starve?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
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