What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What sweet treat never panics?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?