When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do goldfish go camping?
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